How did Tumblr miss this joke?
xxmissmagentaxx: violet-grubs: …………………….OH MY GOD
Just a few features of my anxiety
Me: *gets on bus* omg everyone is watching me and judging me and they're going to laugh when the bus starts and im not sitting down, omg dont put your ticket in the wrong way or everyone will judge you and laugh at you.
Me: *goes to pay for shopping* omg what if I dont have enough money? *counts money out 20 times* what if I look stupid, or say the wrong thing? am I standing in the right spot even? What if someone else wants to get past and im in the way, omg.
Me: *says hey to someone online* omg, they arent replying, holy shit why am I so annoying? what if they tell their friends how annoying and lame I am? Why am I like this, holy shit.
Me: *meets someone new* What if they dont like me and dont want me to be around, I shouldnt have met them, im going to be a burden, they're probably critisizing me right now, why am I the way I am?
cayde: fr0stedass: cayde: going from “i just want to cuddle up and be cute” to “i want to rip your clothes off and pin you against the wall” takes me approximately 0.94 seconds Did you really pass up the oppurtunity to use .69 seconds. Did you really just end a question with a full stop?
icarusing: people who fall asleep quickly and easily make me so irrationally angry like wow it must be so nice not to lie in bed for hours replaying every negative moment you’ve ever had in your entire life every single night
teaching your children their ABC’s the hardcore...
thecompanionsdoctor: gotmyticketouttaloserville: littlesammythemoose: “god hates fags” It’s funny because only British people will get it yes only British people know British slang. no one else. no one.
blissfulcatharsis: even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone